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| Title: |
Wa_Choppy |
| Artist: |
Spaded
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| Album: |
WA CHOPPY |
| Copyright: |
2005 |
| Description: |
This one is a crowd pleaser.
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| Notes: |
This song is the reason all of us are arrogant as musicians.
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| Lyrics: |
(GENERAL BULLSHIT)
This is a cheap song; feels so good to let go
I haven't done a cheap song inna while, y'know?
Made in about 30 minutes. Longest labor were the lyrics.
Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis? Lemme know when you can feel it.
Don't call me a dawg, I'm an outlaw.
Starwind and Son cuttin through like a buzzsaw.
Break out the grenadine. Say what you better mean.
Pumpkin Karver 24-7.
Try to say something I don't know.
Don't talk about things you're not sure about.
(chorus must be screeched in high pitched voice and acompanied by karate chop to the defenseless air around you and also the heads of children, when available.)
WA_CHOPPY!
WA_CHOPPY!
huWAAAAAH!
(bullshit noise)= Let's all do the robot!
(verse again)
I don't speak french and I don't speak spanish.
Look kinda scared, lemme tell you what the plan is.
Watch TV, Play video games,
Drink Dr. Pepper till we all pass out.
Puffy Ami Yumi is a stupid show-stupid show.
Wanna disagree but you don't even know-even know.
DDR doesn't get you that far
When you play it on a keyboard, say Nes Pa?
(chorus)
hwAUUUUUUH!
WA_CHOPPA!
huWAAAUUUUU!!
I'm not a freak show, just a local monstrosity.
Chill in my truck, fly out with velocity.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Rockstar.
Baseball bat in the back of my car.
NizzICE. That's just GRizzEAT.
Hold the PHizzONE. And we FizzADE.
Address; 612 Wharf Avenue.
Right next to, Gentlemen's club.
(interlude)
Get up on the mic, and show me your gameface.
Hope I don't wind up in the same place
As the last time when I tried the U-turn.
Lost in the country... gettin a rugburn.
Pick it up again and try to keep placement.
Get so bored makin beats in my basement.
Tell me what button I press to record this...
= BEN SEZ; man thas wack. SCOTT SEZ; man yoo shutup cracka
(verse)
Hide all your kids and break out yer earplugs.
Let loose a cage full of Kodiak bear cubs.
Spadeds the band thats got the mad beats
Cuz the job ain't done till you ruin the sheets.
My name is Mongoose, and I don't care what you think.
You gotta deal with my madness when I'm awake.
Yo, inna weird way, all I'm tryin to say is
im cool im fresh im funky im hip GO!
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